Ackley Bridge leaves viewers in stitches with teacher’s OUTRAGEOUS sex education lesson 0 40

THE latest season of Channel 4’s Ackley Bridge has dropped, and viewers have been left creased with laughter.

On July 11, the full fifth series of the Yorkshire-based drama dropped on Channel 4, and fans can’t get enough.

Kaneez Paracha took over the sex education classes The mum of three got the students to put questions in the box

With 10 half-hour long episodes in the series, there’s plenty to binge, as the show returns for more drama at Ackley Bridge college.

Season five has seen Top Boy star Ashley Walters make his directorial debut.

The actor, 40, is best known for his leading role as Dushane Hill in the Netflix series, but directed five of 10 episodes from the latest season of Ackley Bridge, with the remainder directed by Reza Moradi.

One scene in particular from the latest series has had its fans in bits – a sex education class.

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Kaneez Paracha – also known as the mum of Nasreen, Razia and Saleem – has taken over the lesson, and fans soon find out that it might not have been the best decision.

The feisty school cook-turned-counsellor starts by briefing the class: “It’s time to talk about this business,” gesturing to a huge sign behind her saying “SEX”.

She continues: “Anyone got any questions? No I didn’t think so, everyone gone shy, no one want to talk about it, that’s why I brought this box.

“You’ll all write down your question and put it in here.”

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The students then proceed to write down their questions and put it in the box, before Kaneez starts picking some at random.

She reads out one of the questions: “I want to have sex with my boyfriend, but I worry I’m no good,” before responding: “Forget it, save it for your wedding night.”

The hall filled with school kids find the whole thing hilarious, sniggering as Kaneez continues.

“Is it okay to watch porn? NO! Never, it’s not real anyway! Drink glass of water and watch the Blue Peter instead!”

Those who tuned into the show found Kaneez hilarious, and rushed to Twitter to discuss.

One viewer commented: “‘drink a glass of water, and watch the Blue Peter instead’ 💀😂

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Another said: “Loving the new series of #AckleyBridge Kaneez Paracha is the funniest character ever 🤣 ‘drink a glass of water and watch the Blue Peter instead’ 🤣

And a third wrote: “‘Is it ok to watch porn? No! Drink a glass of water and watch the blue Peter instead!’ I love Ackley Bridge 🤣

The students found it hilarious

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My bitter ex told lies to my friends about my ‘small manhood’ after I dumped her 0 40

DEAR DEIDRE: MY ex is so bitter about being dumped that she is spreading nasty rumours around our friendship group – saying I’m rubbish in bed and have a small todger.

She never complained when we were together, but last week she told the girls in our group that being with me was “like kissing a soggy lettuce leaf” and that she “literally didn’t feel a thing when we were having sex” because I’m so small.

My ex is so bitter about being dumped that she is spreading nasty rumours around our friendship group – saying I’m rubbish in bed and have a small todger

I’m 25 and she’s 24. I think part of it is jealousy.

She knows a couple of the other girls fancy me and I think she’s trying to sabotage any chance I have with them.

Not that I’m even planning anything.

She’s so insecure and has a vicious tongue on her.

I’m tempted to let each of her so-called friends know what she really says about them in private.

Even her best friend gets a nasty critique every time she posts anything on Instagram.

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Her top is either too short, or her hair looks like wire, or her laugh is fake . . . it goes on and on.

I don’t regret splitting up with her but this last trick has really infuriated me.

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You can make it clear she is lying without playing her game, which would only escalate tensions and reflect badly on you.

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You could maybe reply with: “Let’s just say she never complained when we were together and nor have any of my other exes.”

Your friends will soon see her behaviour for what it is – jealous insecurity.

My partner said he was on a work trip – but he was actually getting married and on his honeymoon 0 28

DEAR DEIDRE: MY partner said he was on a work trip two months ago, but he had actually got married and been on honeymoon.

Our relationship had become a bit predictable, but we still had regular sex and nice days out with our two young sons.

My partner lied about his work trip – he was really on his HONEYMOON

I’m 32 and he’s 37. Our sons are four and two.

When he returned from his “work trip” he blamed me for his cheating, saying I had let myself go and didn’t pay him enough attention.

He then told me he’d “traded up” for a better model. It didn’t stop there.

He said that his wife, who is 27, is absolutely stunning and makes him feel special.

Apparently this woman was a barmaid he’d met on a golf trip and they had been seeing each other for six months.

He told me all this, then marched upstairs and packed his games console and his clothes and drove off out of my life.

The thing is, we always talked about getting married but when we had kids there always seemed something better to spend our money on.

Mutual friends have told me he has moved into a new-build home on the other side of our small town and his wife has plenty of family money.

My sons are really missing him and I don’t even know how I feel.

Sometimes when he comes to visit the boys I beg him to come home.

But other times I’m so angry with him, I refuse to let him in.

Now he is accusing me of stopping him from seeing his children.

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Surely he can’t just show up when he likes?

I’m a mess and need to start getting a grip for the kids’ sake.

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DEIDRE SAYS: I’m so sorry your partner ended your relationship in such a cruel way.

This man sounds selfish and immature, and quite frankly the way he has treated you is emotionally abusive.

It won’t feel like it now, but you really are better off without him.

He is behaving like he still lives in your home, by just turning up unannounced.

Tell him firmly that you would encourage a good relationship between him and your sons but he can only collect them with prior arrangement.

Start to put down your boundaries.

I’m sending you my support pack When Parents Fall Out, which you could pass to him to help explain why you need to co-operate for the future wellbeing of your children.

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Give yourself time and be kind to yourself. He put you down constantly, now you can start to build up your confidence.

I’d recommend seeing a counsellor to help you with this betrayal and am sending you my Counselling support pack.

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