My landlord gave me a noise warning for romping too loudly with my man after complaints from ‘distressed’ neighbours 0 55

A RANDY couple have been slapped with a noise warning after their romps sparked complaints from “distressed” neighbours.

Lydia Barker, 31, and Billy Brown, 40, admit to “morning, noon and night” sex sessions but say they limit sounds to a few “moans and groans”.

Simon JonesLydia Barker, 31, and Billy Brown, 40, have been slapped with a noise warning after their romps sparked complaints from ‘distressed’ neighbours[/caption] Lydia Barker, 31, and Billy Brown, 40, admit to ‘morning, noon and night’ sex sessionsSimon Jones-Commissioned by The Sun

The pair have now been silenced by a landlords’ letter saying they will be monitored.

Mum-of-one Lydia told The Sun: “It’s not as if I’m a screamer. I’ve never had any noise issues before.

“I’d not call my sex sessions extreme . . . a few moans and groans, of course.

“We’re doing it morning, noon and night, but not anti-social hours.”

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She was shocked to be told in a letter that “you and your partner can be heard having sexual relations”.

It said neighbours find it “embarrassing and distressing” and told them to reduce the noise.

She was also “creeped out” to be warned by social housing provider Stonewater that it will “monitor the matter” — and says it has “knocked them off their stride”.

Unemployed Lydia has no idea who complained about the noises from her semi-detached property in Castle Cary, Somerset.

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She said: “If there was a problem most people would knock on the door, or stick a polite note through.

“Making an official complaint to the housing association is very extreme.

“It makes me and my man feel very uncomfortable.”

She met Billy a year ago on the Crazy Mouse ride at a travelling fair, where he is an engineer.

He said: “The neighbours only have to put up with it for two minutes. What are they complaining about?”

Lydia was backed by dad David, 64, who lives in a campervan outside. He said: “The house has hollow walls but the complaint is extreme.

“I pop in for a bath and meals, but haven’t heard a thing.”

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Stonewater, which has 34,500 homes in England, said last night: “On reflection the letter we sent to Ms Barker about what is a very delicate matter doesn’t meet our usual high standards and we hope that it hasn’t caused any embarrassment or distress.”

It said it will help all parties to live “amicably”.

Lydia lives in this semi-detached property in Castle Cary, SomersetSimon Jones-Commissioned by The Sun

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My bitter ex told lies to my friends about my ‘small manhood’ after I dumped her 0 47

DEAR DEIDRE: MY ex is so bitter about being dumped that she is spreading nasty rumours around our friendship group – saying I’m rubbish in bed and have a small todger.

She never complained when we were together, but last week she told the girls in our group that being with me was “like kissing a soggy lettuce leaf” and that she “literally didn’t feel a thing when we were having sex” because I’m so small.

My ex is so bitter about being dumped that she is spreading nasty rumours around our friendship group – saying I’m rubbish in bed and have a small todger

I’m 25 and she’s 24. I think part of it is jealousy.

She knows a couple of the other girls fancy me and I think she’s trying to sabotage any chance I have with them.

Not that I’m even planning anything.

She’s so insecure and has a vicious tongue on her.

I’m tempted to let each of her so-called friends know what she really says about them in private.

Even her best friend gets a nasty critique every time she posts anything on Instagram.

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Her top is either too short, or her hair looks like wire, or her laugh is fake . . . it goes on and on.

I don’t regret splitting up with her but this last trick has really infuriated me.

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You could maybe reply with: “Let’s just say she never complained when we were together and nor have any of my other exes.”

Your friends will soon see her behaviour for what it is – jealous insecurity.

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DEAR DEIDRE: MY partner said he was on a work trip two months ago, but he had actually got married and been on honeymoon.

Our relationship had become a bit predictable, but we still had regular sex and nice days out with our two young sons.

My partner lied about his work trip – he was really on his HONEYMOON

I’m 32 and he’s 37. Our sons are four and two.

When he returned from his “work trip” he blamed me for his cheating, saying I had let myself go and didn’t pay him enough attention.

He then told me he’d “traded up” for a better model. It didn’t stop there.

He said that his wife, who is 27, is absolutely stunning and makes him feel special.

Apparently this woman was a barmaid he’d met on a golf trip and they had been seeing each other for six months.

He told me all this, then marched upstairs and packed his games console and his clothes and drove off out of my life.

The thing is, we always talked about getting married but when we had kids there always seemed something better to spend our money on.

Mutual friends have told me he has moved into a new-build home on the other side of our small town and his wife has plenty of family money.

My sons are really missing him and I don’t even know how I feel.

Sometimes when he comes to visit the boys I beg him to come home.

But other times I’m so angry with him, I refuse to let him in.

Now he is accusing me of stopping him from seeing his children.

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Surely he can’t just show up when he likes?

I’m a mess and need to start getting a grip for the kids’ sake.

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DEIDRE SAYS: I’m so sorry your partner ended your relationship in such a cruel way.

This man sounds selfish and immature, and quite frankly the way he has treated you is emotionally abusive.

It won’t feel like it now, but you really are better off without him.

He is behaving like he still lives in your home, by just turning up unannounced.

Tell him firmly that you would encourage a good relationship between him and your sons but he can only collect them with prior arrangement.

Start to put down your boundaries.

I’m sending you my support pack When Parents Fall Out, which you could pass to him to help explain why you need to co-operate for the future wellbeing of your children.

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Give yourself time and be kind to yourself. He put you down constantly, now you can start to build up your confidence.

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