Two-thirds of Brits have VERY saucy May Day plans despite kids being at home, Sun poll reveals 0 79

MAY DAY will become Wahey Day as saucy Sun readers bonk their way through the bank holiday.

More than two in three adults will get frisky, we found in a survey, and plenty will also be pretty sozzled – one in five planning to throw a sickie tomorrow to nurse their hangover.

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Though the cost-of-living crisis will keep a lid on the party.

One in five families have cancelled days out over the long weekend, almost a third cannot afford kids’ treats and more than a fifth face waking up to a pile of debt on Tuesday morning – as much as £300 for many hard-up households.

But we clearly still love a Bank Holiday. Here we look at how we will spend this one, and chat to some readers about their plans . . .

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Patricia is hitting the booze

PATRICA COVELLY, 27, from Plymouth, has been sozzled all weekend after kicking off her three-day booze bender with a tipple of Buck’s Fizz at 5am on Saturday. She says:

“The rest of the year I have to be responsible, as I care for a relative and volunteer at an animal charity. So Bank Holidays are my time to cut loose, especially after Covid ruined the past two years.

Being drunk and dancing with mates is my way to let off steam. Plus, the only way to get through family functions is drinking. It makes it easier to ignore the arguments.

By 9am each day we’ll be on our third bottle of fizz. I’ll nap just before midday and wake refreshed, to start with a beer or wine.

We’ve spent £200 stocking up on supermarket own-brand booze and I’m meant to cook, so I’ve bought Pot Noodles and frozen pizza. I’ll have a horrible hangover but it will be worth it.

Kelly fancies a kitchen romp

KELLY CHALKE, 36, a funeral home assistant, and husband Frazer, 52, a film editor, parent five kids aged eight to 17 and rarely find time for sex. Kelly, of Chippenham, Wilts, says:

“The last time we had sex was the August Bank Holiday. But we’ve carved out a few hours this week-end while the kids are out.

Frazer will make me breakfast in bed, light candles and show me his moves. If he gets really lucky we’ll have sex a few times and mix it up with some fun in the lounge – or even the kitchen.

When we started dating in 2006 we were having sex up to seven days a week. I was already mum to two children from a previous relationship. But when we had our other three kids our work increased, and in our three-bed house there’s little privacy.

The next day we are both off and child-free is the Queen’s Platinum Jubilee, so we’ll do it for Queen and country.”

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My bitter ex told lies to my friends about my ‘small manhood’ after I dumped her 0 40

DEAR DEIDRE: MY ex is so bitter about being dumped that she is spreading nasty rumours around our friendship group – saying I’m rubbish in bed and have a small todger.

She never complained when we were together, but last week she told the girls in our group that being with me was “like kissing a soggy lettuce leaf” and that she “literally didn’t feel a thing when we were having sex” because I’m so small.

My ex is so bitter about being dumped that she is spreading nasty rumours around our friendship group – saying I’m rubbish in bed and have a small todger

I’m 25 and she’s 24. I think part of it is jealousy.

She knows a couple of the other girls fancy me and I think she’s trying to sabotage any chance I have with them.

Not that I’m even planning anything.

She’s so insecure and has a vicious tongue on her.

I’m tempted to let each of her so-called friends know what she really says about them in private.

Even her best friend gets a nasty critique every time she posts anything on Instagram.

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Her top is either too short, or her hair looks like wire, or her laugh is fake . . . it goes on and on.

I don’t regret splitting up with her but this last trick has really infuriated me.

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You could maybe reply with: “Let’s just say she never complained when we were together and nor have any of my other exes.”

Your friends will soon see her behaviour for what it is – jealous insecurity.

My partner said he was on a work trip – but he was actually getting married and on his honeymoon 0 28

DEAR DEIDRE: MY partner said he was on a work trip two months ago, but he had actually got married and been on honeymoon.

Our relationship had become a bit predictable, but we still had regular sex and nice days out with our two young sons.

My partner lied about his work trip – he was really on his HONEYMOON

I’m 32 and he’s 37. Our sons are four and two.

When he returned from his “work trip” he blamed me for his cheating, saying I had let myself go and didn’t pay him enough attention.

He then told me he’d “traded up” for a better model. It didn’t stop there.

He said that his wife, who is 27, is absolutely stunning and makes him feel special.

Apparently this woman was a barmaid he’d met on a golf trip and they had been seeing each other for six months.

He told me all this, then marched upstairs and packed his games console and his clothes and drove off out of my life.

The thing is, we always talked about getting married but when we had kids there always seemed something better to spend our money on.

Mutual friends have told me he has moved into a new-build home on the other side of our small town and his wife has plenty of family money.

My sons are really missing him and I don’t even know how I feel.

Sometimes when he comes to visit the boys I beg him to come home.

But other times I’m so angry with him, I refuse to let him in.

Now he is accusing me of stopping him from seeing his children.

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Surely he can’t just show up when he likes?

I’m a mess and need to start getting a grip for the kids’ sake.

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DEIDRE SAYS: I’m so sorry your partner ended your relationship in such a cruel way.

This man sounds selfish and immature, and quite frankly the way he has treated you is emotionally abusive.

It won’t feel like it now, but you really are better off without him.

He is behaving like he still lives in your home, by just turning up unannounced.

Tell him firmly that you would encourage a good relationship between him and your sons but he can only collect them with prior arrangement.

Start to put down your boundaries.

I’m sending you my support pack When Parents Fall Out, which you could pass to him to help explain why you need to co-operate for the future wellbeing of your children.

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I’d recommend seeing a counsellor to help you with this betrayal and am sending you my Counselling support pack.

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