I love making £1k a night as a stripper – but one touchy feely customer left me speechless 0 116

A SUCCESSFUL stripper and OnlyFans model has told how an overzealous punter was kicked out the club after trying to fulfil his ‘Grand Theft Auto’ fantasies.

We told last month how Kelsey Johnson, 24, bought a six bedroom home and flash BMW after earning an army of admirers who pay big bucks for skimpy snaps.

Kelsey makes a great living thanks to OnlyFans and stripping She says dancers demand respect and that customers follow the rules Strictly no touching is allowed in Scottish strip clubs Recently Kelsey’s mum spoke out in support of her daughter’s career choices

But the adult entertainer, from Thurso, also dances in a strip club and reveals that some men struggle to abide by tough ‘no touching’ policies.

Kelsey, who worked as a hotel cleaner and charity fundraiser before turning to sex work, says: “I had a customer at the strip club the other day, a young lad and it was his first time.

“He kept attempting to be very touchy but obviously wasn’t allowed and he got extremely annoyed and said – very seriously – ‘on Grand Theft Auto you’re allowed to touch the strippers!’ 

“I said ‘yeah, and on Grand Theft Auto you’re allowed to murder the strippers too.’

“It just goes to show people think OnlyFans and webcamming and all this is dangerous but clearly video games are setting some unrealistic expectations.”

Security were not amused by the customer’s antics and swiftly removed him from from the venue to prevent a scene.

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But while there are sometimes unfortunate incidents, it won’t put Kelsey off returning to the strip club,

She adds: “I can make about £1,000 [a night]. You can earn in a night what you would earn in a month doing a nine to five.

“That being said, the money doesn’t just come to you, you have to be on the ball all night.

My daughter’s OnlyFans earnings have set her up for life – people ask if I’m proud of her

“There’s money to be made but you have to actively go after it, you can’t just sit down looking pretty all night and expect customers to just hand you their money.

“You have to constantly be taking an interest in customers and approaching them.

“It’s just like sales, you’re trying to sell a dance as is every other girl there, so it’s competitive. 

“A lot of customers come in just to perv for free and go on a power trip trying to get girls who would never normally speak to them to graft for money they have no intention on spending.

“A lot have the ‘I’m a good guy, I respect women’ speech all prepared for why they won’t spend.

“However they are not ‘good guys’, they are just there to exploit the dancers for free. 

“Overall it’s a super fun and well paying job if you put in the effort and have thick skin.”

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My bitter ex told lies to my friends about my ‘small manhood’ after I dumped her 0 40

DEAR DEIDRE: MY ex is so bitter about being dumped that she is spreading nasty rumours around our friendship group – saying I’m rubbish in bed and have a small todger.

She never complained when we were together, but last week she told the girls in our group that being with me was “like kissing a soggy lettuce leaf” and that she “literally didn’t feel a thing when we were having sex” because I’m so small.

My ex is so bitter about being dumped that she is spreading nasty rumours around our friendship group – saying I’m rubbish in bed and have a small todger

I’m 25 and she’s 24. I think part of it is jealousy.

She knows a couple of the other girls fancy me and I think she’s trying to sabotage any chance I have with them.

Not that I’m even planning anything.

She’s so insecure and has a vicious tongue on her.

I’m tempted to let each of her so-called friends know what she really says about them in private.

Even her best friend gets a nasty critique every time she posts anything on Instagram.

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Her top is either too short, or her hair looks like wire, or her laugh is fake . . . it goes on and on.

I don’t regret splitting up with her but this last trick has really infuriated me.

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DEIDRE SAYS: Don’t let yourself stoop to her level.

You can make it clear she is lying without playing her game, which would only escalate tensions and reflect badly on you.

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You could maybe reply with: “Let’s just say she never complained when we were together and nor have any of my other exes.”

Your friends will soon see her behaviour for what it is – jealous insecurity.

My partner said he was on a work trip – but he was actually getting married and on his honeymoon 0 28

DEAR DEIDRE: MY partner said he was on a work trip two months ago, but he had actually got married and been on honeymoon.

Our relationship had become a bit predictable, but we still had regular sex and nice days out with our two young sons.

My partner lied about his work trip – he was really on his HONEYMOON

I’m 32 and he’s 37. Our sons are four and two.

When he returned from his “work trip” he blamed me for his cheating, saying I had let myself go and didn’t pay him enough attention.

He then told me he’d “traded up” for a better model. It didn’t stop there.

He said that his wife, who is 27, is absolutely stunning and makes him feel special.

Apparently this woman was a barmaid he’d met on a golf trip and they had been seeing each other for six months.

He told me all this, then marched upstairs and packed his games console and his clothes and drove off out of my life.

The thing is, we always talked about getting married but when we had kids there always seemed something better to spend our money on.

Mutual friends have told me he has moved into a new-build home on the other side of our small town and his wife has plenty of family money.

My sons are really missing him and I don’t even know how I feel.

Sometimes when he comes to visit the boys I beg him to come home.

But other times I’m so angry with him, I refuse to let him in.

Now he is accusing me of stopping him from seeing his children.

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Surely he can’t just show up when he likes?

I’m a mess and need to start getting a grip for the kids’ sake.

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DEIDRE SAYS: I’m so sorry your partner ended your relationship in such a cruel way.

This man sounds selfish and immature, and quite frankly the way he has treated you is emotionally abusive.

It won’t feel like it now, but you really are better off without him.

He is behaving like he still lives in your home, by just turning up unannounced.

Tell him firmly that you would encourage a good relationship between him and your sons but he can only collect them with prior arrangement.

Start to put down your boundaries.

I’m sending you my support pack When Parents Fall Out, which you could pass to him to help explain why you need to co-operate for the future wellbeing of your children.

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