My neighbours sound like they’re porn stars when they have sex & the whole street can hear them – it’s waking up my kids 0 30

A WOMAN has been left furious after her neighbours continue to have loud sex despite telling them everyone can hear them.

After asking them to stop she joked whether it would be unreasonable to burn their house down or blow something up to make herself deaf.

GettyShe said her neighbours must have ‘porn star ambitions’ from the noise they’re making[/caption] GettyNot only do the whole street hear them at it but it’s now waking her kids up[/caption]

Taking to Mumsnet, the mum revealed she thinks her neighbours must want to be porn stars as the whole street can hear them at it.

She explained; “Neighbour seems to have porn star ambitions. Whole f***ing road can hear (hence me angry posting gone midnight).

“Every other night. We actually know routine, that’s how bloody noticeable it is.

“At least 3 very dramatic “orgasms” (find it hard to believe they’re real) per night.”

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According to the mum, she had already spoken to her neighbours about the issue as it has been waking her children up.

But her neighbour laughed it off and described how good her partner was in bed.

The mum wrote: “Already had a conversation with her. She thinks it’s hilarious and tells me all about how good he is.

“It’s not hilarious. It’s waking my children up.”

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People quickly took tot he comments section to offer advice, with one asking if she could bang on the wall.

She replied: “Wardrobes are all across our bedroom wall that joins hers. But I have messaged things like “we’re going to bed now” or “are you nearly done, we’ve got work in the morning” or “dc has just woken up and is in our room, we can hear you.”

But obviously that doesn’t seem to have discouraged the passionate couple.

Another advised: “Play her at her own game, if you are single surely I don’t need to spell it out for you.”

She responded: “Not single. But not willing to traumatise my own children.”

A third recommended: “Speaker out the window with a suitable play list? Lionel Ritchie All Night Long, Madonna Like A Virgin, Sexy and I know It?”

But the mum was fearful this would just encourage them.

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A fourth proposed: “Anything she can do, you can do better, she likes to keep you up at night with her sexcapades…..you like to wake her up bright and early for your children squealing.

“Either that, or audibly clap out of your window and sarcastically ask for an encore!!!!!!.”

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My bitter ex told lies to my friends about my ‘small manhood’ after I dumped her 0 40

DEAR DEIDRE: MY ex is so bitter about being dumped that she is spreading nasty rumours around our friendship group – saying I’m rubbish in bed and have a small todger.

She never complained when we were together, but last week she told the girls in our group that being with me was “like kissing a soggy lettuce leaf” and that she “literally didn’t feel a thing when we were having sex” because I’m so small.

My ex is so bitter about being dumped that she is spreading nasty rumours around our friendship group – saying I’m rubbish in bed and have a small todger

I’m 25 and she’s 24. I think part of it is jealousy.

She knows a couple of the other girls fancy me and I think she’s trying to sabotage any chance I have with them.

Not that I’m even planning anything.

She’s so insecure and has a vicious tongue on her.

I’m tempted to let each of her so-called friends know what she really says about them in private.

Even her best friend gets a nasty critique every time she posts anything on Instagram.

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Her top is either too short, or her hair looks like wire, or her laugh is fake . . . it goes on and on.

I don’t regret splitting up with her but this last trick has really infuriated me.

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You could maybe reply with: “Let’s just say she never complained when we were together and nor have any of my other exes.”

Your friends will soon see her behaviour for what it is – jealous insecurity.

My partner said he was on a work trip – but he was actually getting married and on his honeymoon 0 28

DEAR DEIDRE: MY partner said he was on a work trip two months ago, but he had actually got married and been on honeymoon.

Our relationship had become a bit predictable, but we still had regular sex and nice days out with our two young sons.

My partner lied about his work trip – he was really on his HONEYMOON

I’m 32 and he’s 37. Our sons are four and two.

When he returned from his “work trip” he blamed me for his cheating, saying I had let myself go and didn’t pay him enough attention.

He then told me he’d “traded up” for a better model. It didn’t stop there.

He said that his wife, who is 27, is absolutely stunning and makes him feel special.

Apparently this woman was a barmaid he’d met on a golf trip and they had been seeing each other for six months.

He told me all this, then marched upstairs and packed his games console and his clothes and drove off out of my life.

The thing is, we always talked about getting married but when we had kids there always seemed something better to spend our money on.

Mutual friends have told me he has moved into a new-build home on the other side of our small town and his wife has plenty of family money.

My sons are really missing him and I don’t even know how I feel.

Sometimes when he comes to visit the boys I beg him to come home.

But other times I’m so angry with him, I refuse to let him in.

Now he is accusing me of stopping him from seeing his children.

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Surely he can’t just show up when he likes?

I’m a mess and need to start getting a grip for the kids’ sake.

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DEIDRE SAYS: I’m so sorry your partner ended your relationship in such a cruel way.

This man sounds selfish and immature, and quite frankly the way he has treated you is emotionally abusive.

It won’t feel like it now, but you really are better off without him.

He is behaving like he still lives in your home, by just turning up unannounced.

Tell him firmly that you would encourage a good relationship between him and your sons but he can only collect them with prior arrangement.

Start to put down your boundaries.

I’m sending you my support pack When Parents Fall Out, which you could pass to him to help explain why you need to co-operate for the future wellbeing of your children.

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Give yourself time and be kind to yourself. He put you down constantly, now you can start to build up your confidence.

I’d recommend seeing a counsellor to help you with this betrayal and am sending you my Counselling support pack.

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