My daughter, 9, was taught a new word in sex education – now it’s all she says, I can’t cope 0 47

 A TORMENTED Scots mum told how her daughter’s first sex education class went badly wrong – because she won’t stop saying “vulva”.

Fed-up Michelle revealed the nine-year-old was taught about her body parts at school.

Michelle revealed her daughter keeps saying the same word over and over Michelle said she’s stopped laughing about the word she keeps hearing

But that one word really hit home with her and she finds it so funny that she’s tortured her family with it ever since.

End-of-her tether Michelle even had to send the youngster to her room to get some peace.

She said: “So to the sex education team that came in to teach my nine-year-old about the body parts, about her anatomy. Thanks. 

“Because for the last two days all I have heard is ‘vulva’. ‘Isn’t vulva a funny word?’ 

“Still. Two days. ‘Do you know I’ve got a vulva?’.”

In a hilarious confessional video Michelle told how even visitors to the house have been bombarded with the youngster’s favourite new word.

She said: “She’s in her sister’s room. Her sister has pals in. I’ve sent her up the stairs. 

“I’m like I can’t listen to this any longer. I don’t want to talk about it.”

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The mum rolls her eyes during her funny TikTok clip as she opens up about her ongoing nightmare.

And you can even hear the kid shouting the word in the background as her mum pleads for some respite from it.

Michelle says she would have been quite happy for her girl to not get sex education if it meant not going through her ordeal.

She said: “I figured it out for myself. I’m more than happy for her to figure it out for herself. 

“Oh for the love of God. Vulvas in school.”

And she ends the video sharpish as she can hear her daughter walking towards her.

Michelle said: “Oh she’s coming back, she’s coming back.”

The mum was backed by other parents who said they’re tackling similar problems.

She was urged to complain to the school but rejected that idea.

Michelle said: “Wouldn’t kick up a fuss but jeez. It’s a tough one to take.

“Laughed at first. Now I’m like ‘enough’.”

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My bitter ex told lies to my friends about my ‘small manhood’ after I dumped her 0 41

DEAR DEIDRE: MY ex is so bitter about being dumped that she is spreading nasty rumours around our friendship group – saying I’m rubbish in bed and have a small todger.

She never complained when we were together, but last week she told the girls in our group that being with me was “like kissing a soggy lettuce leaf” and that she “literally didn’t feel a thing when we were having sex” because I’m so small.

My ex is so bitter about being dumped that she is spreading nasty rumours around our friendship group – saying I’m rubbish in bed and have a small todger

I’m 25 and she’s 24. I think part of it is jealousy.

She knows a couple of the other girls fancy me and I think she’s trying to sabotage any chance I have with them.

Not that I’m even planning anything.

She’s so insecure and has a vicious tongue on her.

I’m tempted to let each of her so-called friends know what she really says about them in private.

Even her best friend gets a nasty critique every time she posts anything on Instagram.

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Her top is either too short, or her hair looks like wire, or her laugh is fake . . . it goes on and on.

I don’t regret splitting up with her but this last trick has really infuriated me.

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You could maybe reply with: “Let’s just say she never complained when we were together and nor have any of my other exes.”

Your friends will soon see her behaviour for what it is – jealous insecurity.

My partner said he was on a work trip – but he was actually getting married and on his honeymoon 0 28

DEAR DEIDRE: MY partner said he was on a work trip two months ago, but he had actually got married and been on honeymoon.

Our relationship had become a bit predictable, but we still had regular sex and nice days out with our two young sons.

My partner lied about his work trip – he was really on his HONEYMOON

I’m 32 and he’s 37. Our sons are four and two.

When he returned from his “work trip” he blamed me for his cheating, saying I had let myself go and didn’t pay him enough attention.

He then told me he’d “traded up” for a better model. It didn’t stop there.

He said that his wife, who is 27, is absolutely stunning and makes him feel special.

Apparently this woman was a barmaid he’d met on a golf trip and they had been seeing each other for six months.

He told me all this, then marched upstairs and packed his games console and his clothes and drove off out of my life.

The thing is, we always talked about getting married but when we had kids there always seemed something better to spend our money on.

Mutual friends have told me he has moved into a new-build home on the other side of our small town and his wife has plenty of family money.

My sons are really missing him and I don’t even know how I feel.

Sometimes when he comes to visit the boys I beg him to come home.

But other times I’m so angry with him, I refuse to let him in.

Now he is accusing me of stopping him from seeing his children.

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Surely he can’t just show up when he likes?

I’m a mess and need to start getting a grip for the kids’ sake.

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DEIDRE SAYS: I’m so sorry your partner ended your relationship in such a cruel way.

This man sounds selfish and immature, and quite frankly the way he has treated you is emotionally abusive.

It won’t feel like it now, but you really are better off without him.

He is behaving like he still lives in your home, by just turning up unannounced.

Tell him firmly that you would encourage a good relationship between him and your sons but he can only collect them with prior arrangement.

Start to put down your boundaries.

I’m sending you my support pack When Parents Fall Out, which you could pass to him to help explain why you need to co-operate for the future wellbeing of your children.

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