I love small penises – don’t worry Peter Andre, your so-called ‘chipolata’ won’t make you less of a man or a lover 0 241

THE WAGATHA Christie trial into alleged story leaks took an unexpected twist this week when Peter Andre’s manhood came into the fray. 

Standing in the dock inside London’s High Court, Rebekah Vardy – accused of leaking stories about Coleen Rooney – was asked by Coleen’s barrister David Sherborne if she respects people’s privacy.

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He then read from a 2001 newspaper article in which Rebekah described Peter as having “the smallest trouser equipment I’ve ever seen” and a “miniature chipolata”.

She spoke of her regret at the comments and claimed she was forced by her ex-husband to slam Peter’s privates.

It led to IT team leader Annie Betson, 30, from Peterborough, Cambs, to leap to the defence of smaller-than-average members. 

“It’s what you do with it… not the size,” she told Fabulous.

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LIKE much of the country I have avidly followed the “Wagatha Christie” court drama between Wayne Rooney’s wife Coleen and Jamie Vardy’s wife Rebekah over alleged story leaks. 

And I was stunned when Peter Andre’s penis made a guest appearance.

Her comments were cruel especially now when we’re taught to accept people’s differences.

Peter denied it – saying it was ‘actually the size of a Sky remote’ – but even if he did have a smaller than usual member, he shouldn’t consider that a put down.

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Blokes with smaller todgers should actually wear the title with pride because many women, including myself, love them. 

I have dated well-endowed and smaller than average men and I prefer the latter. 

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Men with smaller willies are often  better in bed, put more effort into the relationship and know how to please a partner.

I’m currently single and thinking about signing up to the Dinky One dating app, a site specifically for lads with little penises. 

Facing dating again is scary enough but the thought of having to go through the whole shebang with a man with a big ‘un is simply too much to bear.’

The size of a bloke’s willy isn’t normal dating conversation – it’s one of the last taboos. 

Size doesn’t matter as much as physical and emotional connections.

A healthy sex life definitely plays a key role in making or breaking a relationship.

If you aren’t compatible in bed it can put huge pressure on both of you.

Men get performance anxiety and women worry if they aren’t attractive enough or doing things the wrong way.

It’s not size but what you do in and out of the bedroom that truly counts.”

Annie Betson30

When I was younger I dated Harry*.

He was super-sized. 

I found it rather overwhelming and frankly painful .

He was super-confident and arrogant because of his size and told me women loved it.

He expected me to be thrilled he had an extra-long manhood.

He didn’t put in much effort in the bedroom expecting me to do all the work.

We broke up after three weeks.

My next boyfriend Jack* had very small privates. 

He put in more effort and sex was great. 

He was kind and considerate and even apologised for his small willy.

I told Jack* about my experience with my previous love and explained size wasn’t an issue and it isn’t.

It boosted his confidence and mine.

I thought: ‘Score one for the little guys.’

The 30-year-old thinks both men and women should be more open about the subjectAnnie Betson

Women who criticise a man because he may be less than well endowed are just being cruel and nasty.

It’s a form of bullying and it’s unfair.

It’s not size but what you do in and out of the bedroom that truly counts.

Smaller than average willies look more appealing and those blokes try harder.

Just because a man has a ‘dinky one’ or a chipolata doesn’t mean he is less of a lover or a man.

We should stop labelling blokes with average or smaller penises inadequate and break that taboo.

If you love someone, size isn’t the issue and you will make it work.

It’s important to educate people. It’s ok to discuss penis size and its impact on a relationship and men and women should be more open about the subject.

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Lensa AI app could be used to create erotica or porn 0 42

In recent days, the Lensa app, a service that uses a neural network to create drawn portraits, has gone viral. To generate drawings, you have to upload 10 to 20 of your portrait photos to the app, from which the program will generate an avatar. But the app has proven easy to trick so that it creates soft porn.

Internet users say that if you upload topless photos to Lensa, the app disables the NSFW filter and generates nudes. 

In general, the idea of uploading your photos to a questionable app seems bad to many. The owners of the service assure that users’ photos are deleted after 24 hours, but it is impossible to check whether this is true. In addition, such services have repeatedly allowed leaks of users’ personal data.

The Lensa application is a SaaS product of Russian developers Prisma Labs. This is especially disturbing for the residents of Ukraine, where the application has also gone viral: Ukrainian journalists urge citizens not to give their personal data to Russians, because considering the work of Russian special services, no one can guarantee a sufficient level of security when using programs written by the enemy. To use Lensa, each user has to accept the rules – to agree to the training of the neural network in order for it to work more correctly. Photos go to Google Cloud Platform or Amazon Web Services cloud storage – and, according to the developers, are deleted from there in 24 hours after being processed in Lensa. 

Lensa’s creators assure that users remain anonymous. The app doesn’t specifically ask them for access to metadata such as geolocation. However, the metadata that identifies the user can be linked to the photo that the person uploads to the app. But the Lensa team promises that photos are cleared of metadata before they are saved to Lensa systems.For now, Lensa AI is available for private use, although it may well offer its services to corporations. To do so, they will need B2B SaaS marketing.

xQc shocked to see his girlfriend making out with an adult film actress on live TV 0 69

Beer pong might be a good idea, what could go wrong? On that basis , streamers xQc and Adin launched the live stream a few days ago without fear of what might happen . Both North American content creators have spent hours playing games with their partners.

The girls in question have a long history online, especially in the case of Sky Bri, Adin’s alleged partner. She is an adult film actress and has participated in various streamers before, always displaying an aggressive and overt sexuality.

After playing beer pong and drinking alcoholic beverages, NYYXXII somehow asked permission to kiss Sky Bri. – May I kiss her? Kayla asked Adina. After a look and another question to his partner, NYYXXII approached Sky Bri to eventually kiss her with an implied passion that undoubtedly influenced the young Canadian streamer.

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