I love small penises – don’t worry Peter Andre, your so-called ‘chipolata’ won’t make you less of a man or a lover 0 146

THE WAGATHA Christie trial into alleged story leaks took an unexpected twist this week when Peter Andre’s manhood came into the fray. 

Standing in the dock inside London’s High Court, Rebekah Vardy – accused of leaking stories about Coleen Rooney – was asked by Coleen’s barrister David Sherborne if she respects people’s privacy.

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He then read from a 2001 newspaper article in which Rebekah described Peter as having “the smallest trouser equipment I’ve ever seen” and a “miniature chipolata”.

She spoke of her regret at the comments and claimed she was forced by her ex-husband to slam Peter’s privates.

It led to IT team leader Annie Betson, 30, from Peterborough, Cambs, to leap to the defence of smaller-than-average members. 

“It’s what you do with it… not the size,” she told Fabulous.

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LIKE much of the country I have avidly followed the “Wagatha Christie” court drama between Wayne Rooney’s wife Coleen and Jamie Vardy’s wife Rebekah over alleged story leaks. 

And I was stunned when Peter Andre’s penis made a guest appearance.

Her comments were cruel especially now when we’re taught to accept people’s differences.

Peter denied it – saying it was ‘actually the size of a Sky remote’ – but even if he did have a smaller than usual member, he shouldn’t consider that a put down.

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Blokes with smaller todgers should actually wear the title with pride because many women, including myself, love them. 

I have dated well-endowed and smaller than average men and I prefer the latter. 

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Men with smaller willies are often  better in bed, put more effort into the relationship and know how to please a partner.

I’m currently single and thinking about signing up to the Dinky One dating app, a site specifically for lads with little penises. 

Facing dating again is scary enough but the thought of having to go through the whole shebang with a man with a big ‘un is simply too much to bear.’

The size of a bloke’s willy isn’t normal dating conversation – it’s one of the last taboos. 

Size doesn’t matter as much as physical and emotional connections.

A healthy sex life definitely plays a key role in making or breaking a relationship.

If you aren’t compatible in bed it can put huge pressure on both of you.

Men get performance anxiety and women worry if they aren’t attractive enough or doing things the wrong way.

It’s not size but what you do in and out of the bedroom that truly counts.”

Annie Betson30

When I was younger I dated Harry*.

He was super-sized. 

I found it rather overwhelming and frankly painful .

He was super-confident and arrogant because of his size and told me women loved it.

He expected me to be thrilled he had an extra-long manhood.

He didn’t put in much effort in the bedroom expecting me to do all the work.

We broke up after three weeks.

My next boyfriend Jack* had very small privates. 

He put in more effort and sex was great. 

He was kind and considerate and even apologised for his small willy.

I told Jack* about my experience with my previous love and explained size wasn’t an issue and it isn’t.

It boosted his confidence and mine.

I thought: ‘Score one for the little guys.’

The 30-year-old thinks both men and women should be more open about the subjectAnnie Betson

Women who criticise a man because he may be less than well endowed are just being cruel and nasty.

It’s a form of bullying and it’s unfair.

It’s not size but what you do in and out of the bedroom that truly counts.

Smaller than average willies look more appealing and those blokes try harder.

Just because a man has a ‘dinky one’ or a chipolata doesn’t mean he is less of a lover or a man.

We should stop labelling blokes with average or smaller penises inadequate and break that taboo.

If you love someone, size isn’t the issue and you will make it work.

It’s important to educate people. It’s ok to discuss penis size and its impact on a relationship and men and women should be more open about the subject.

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My bitter ex told lies to my friends about my ‘small manhood’ after I dumped her 0 40

DEAR DEIDRE: MY ex is so bitter about being dumped that she is spreading nasty rumours around our friendship group – saying I’m rubbish in bed and have a small todger.

She never complained when we were together, but last week she told the girls in our group that being with me was “like kissing a soggy lettuce leaf” and that she “literally didn’t feel a thing when we were having sex” because I’m so small.

My ex is so bitter about being dumped that she is spreading nasty rumours around our friendship group – saying I’m rubbish in bed and have a small todger

I’m 25 and she’s 24. I think part of it is jealousy.

She knows a couple of the other girls fancy me and I think she’s trying to sabotage any chance I have with them.

Not that I’m even planning anything.

She’s so insecure and has a vicious tongue on her.

I’m tempted to let each of her so-called friends know what she really says about them in private.

Even her best friend gets a nasty critique every time she posts anything on Instagram.

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Her top is either too short, or her hair looks like wire, or her laugh is fake . . . it goes on and on.

I don’t regret splitting up with her but this last trick has really infuriated me.

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You could maybe reply with: “Let’s just say she never complained when we were together and nor have any of my other exes.”

Your friends will soon see her behaviour for what it is – jealous insecurity.

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DEAR DEIDRE: MY partner said he was on a work trip two months ago, but he had actually got married and been on honeymoon.

Our relationship had become a bit predictable, but we still had regular sex and nice days out with our two young sons.

My partner lied about his work trip – he was really on his HONEYMOON

I’m 32 and he’s 37. Our sons are four and two.

When he returned from his “work trip” he blamed me for his cheating, saying I had let myself go and didn’t pay him enough attention.

He then told me he’d “traded up” for a better model. It didn’t stop there.

He said that his wife, who is 27, is absolutely stunning and makes him feel special.

Apparently this woman was a barmaid he’d met on a golf trip and they had been seeing each other for six months.

He told me all this, then marched upstairs and packed his games console and his clothes and drove off out of my life.

The thing is, we always talked about getting married but when we had kids there always seemed something better to spend our money on.

Mutual friends have told me he has moved into a new-build home on the other side of our small town and his wife has plenty of family money.

My sons are really missing him and I don’t even know how I feel.

Sometimes when he comes to visit the boys I beg him to come home.

But other times I’m so angry with him, I refuse to let him in.

Now he is accusing me of stopping him from seeing his children.

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Surely he can’t just show up when he likes?

I’m a mess and need to start getting a grip for the kids’ sake.

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DEIDRE SAYS: I’m so sorry your partner ended your relationship in such a cruel way.

This man sounds selfish and immature, and quite frankly the way he has treated you is emotionally abusive.

It won’t feel like it now, but you really are better off without him.

He is behaving like he still lives in your home, by just turning up unannounced.

Tell him firmly that you would encourage a good relationship between him and your sons but he can only collect them with prior arrangement.

Start to put down your boundaries.

I’m sending you my support pack When Parents Fall Out, which you could pass to him to help explain why you need to co-operate for the future wellbeing of your children.

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Give yourself time and be kind to yourself. He put you down constantly, now you can start to build up your confidence.

I’d recommend seeing a counsellor to help you with this betrayal and am sending you my Counselling support pack.

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