
MAKE-UP artist Isabella Woolf, 25, lives with her long-term partner Rob Andrews, 32, a car rental manager, in Liverpool.
Isabella says: “For our third anniversary we rented a cabin in the country and ordered loads of sex toys, bondage gear and booze.
SuppliedIsabella Woolf, 25, and partner Rob Andrews, 32, ended up calling an ambulance after a night of drunken sex[/caption]
“Rob felt under pressure to perform the whole weekend so he bought some Viagra off the internet.
“We cracked open the champagne and one glass led to three bottles.
“The Viagra worked a treat and we were having a sex marathon.
“His manhood must have been suffering, but I didn’t notice as I was drunk.
“I jumped on top of him and heard a crack then saw lots of blood.
“He was in agony and thought he had broken his member so we called an ambulance.
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“It was mortifying when they arrived. In all the drama we’d forgotten to hide all the sex toys, whips and chains.
“I could have died with embarrassment.
“At the hospital, X-rays confirmed he’d fractured his penis. Fortunately it has recovered and it’s a funny story to tell our grandkids.”
SuppliedIsabella says: ‘Fortunately it has recovered and it’s a funny story to tell our grandkids.’[/caption]