I was stunned when my postman rudely threw my parcel at me – and then I realised why… 0 85

A WOMAN was left mortified after a label gave away what was inside her rather embarrassing delivery.

Jennifer Birch told her followers on TikTok that she’d been left more than a little red-faced when her postie delivered the parcel that she’d been waiting for.

Tiktok/@jenniferbirch95Jennifer Birch was left embarrassed when the customs declaration of her parcel revealed its contents[/caption]

“I’ve been waiting over two three weeks for this parcel in my hand,” she began in the video, which she captioned: “Thank you Royal Mail”.

“And it got delivered on the 23rd, missed it, again yesterday, missed it, so then I had no idea what was coming.

“I was like, ‘I haven’t even ordered anything’ because I just completely forgot.”

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But it was when her postman couldn’t get rid of the parcel fast enough that Jennifer’s suspicions were aroused.

“The postman just came and literally I opened the door in my dressing gown and he like chucked it in the door, right?” she continued.

“And I was like, ‘Thank you’, thinking, ‘Hmm, ok’.

“I cannot believe it. On the bloody packaging, I don’t know if you can see that, it just tells everyone what I’ve ordered – ‘sucking vibrator’.”

Tiktok/@jenniferbirch95She couldn’t believe that her postman had seen it[/caption] Tiktok/@jenniferbirch95“It best be good,” she hilariously concluded her video[/caption]

Zooming in on the words in question, Jennifer added: “Wow, wow… so everyone in the f***ing post office, and the delivery man, know that I’ve ordered a vibrator.”

Concluding her video, she hilariously said: “This best be f***ing good!” 

Some of Jennifer’s followers were quick to comment, with one joking: “I mean, at least it didn’t go to your neighbours!”

Another added: “When I was 15, I ordered some paint off Amazon and it came in a reused box which had ‘pregnancy tests’ written on the side. My mum had a fit!”

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My bitter ex told lies to my friends about my ‘small manhood’ after I dumped her 0 40

DEAR DEIDRE: MY ex is so bitter about being dumped that she is spreading nasty rumours around our friendship group – saying I’m rubbish in bed and have a small todger.

She never complained when we were together, but last week she told the girls in our group that being with me was “like kissing a soggy lettuce leaf” and that she “literally didn’t feel a thing when we were having sex” because I’m so small.

My ex is so bitter about being dumped that she is spreading nasty rumours around our friendship group – saying I’m rubbish in bed and have a small todger

I’m 25 and she’s 24. I think part of it is jealousy.

She knows a couple of the other girls fancy me and I think she’s trying to sabotage any chance I have with them.

Not that I’m even planning anything.

She’s so insecure and has a vicious tongue on her.

I’m tempted to let each of her so-called friends know what she really says about them in private.

Even her best friend gets a nasty critique every time she posts anything on Instagram.

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Her top is either too short, or her hair looks like wire, or her laugh is fake . . . it goes on and on.

I don’t regret splitting up with her but this last trick has really infuriated me.

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DEIDRE SAYS: Don’t let yourself stoop to her level.

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You could maybe reply with: “Let’s just say she never complained when we were together and nor have any of my other exes.”

Your friends will soon see her behaviour for what it is – jealous insecurity.

My partner said he was on a work trip – but he was actually getting married and on his honeymoon 0 28

DEAR DEIDRE: MY partner said he was on a work trip two months ago, but he had actually got married and been on honeymoon.

Our relationship had become a bit predictable, but we still had regular sex and nice days out with our two young sons.

My partner lied about his work trip – he was really on his HONEYMOON

I’m 32 and he’s 37. Our sons are four and two.

When he returned from his “work trip” he blamed me for his cheating, saying I had let myself go and didn’t pay him enough attention.

He then told me he’d “traded up” for a better model. It didn’t stop there.

He said that his wife, who is 27, is absolutely stunning and makes him feel special.

Apparently this woman was a barmaid he’d met on a golf trip and they had been seeing each other for six months.

He told me all this, then marched upstairs and packed his games console and his clothes and drove off out of my life.

The thing is, we always talked about getting married but when we had kids there always seemed something better to spend our money on.

Mutual friends have told me he has moved into a new-build home on the other side of our small town and his wife has plenty of family money.

My sons are really missing him and I don’t even know how I feel.

Sometimes when he comes to visit the boys I beg him to come home.

But other times I’m so angry with him, I refuse to let him in.

Now he is accusing me of stopping him from seeing his children.

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Surely he can’t just show up when he likes?

I’m a mess and need to start getting a grip for the kids’ sake.

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DEIDRE SAYS: I’m so sorry your partner ended your relationship in such a cruel way.

This man sounds selfish and immature, and quite frankly the way he has treated you is emotionally abusive.

It won’t feel like it now, but you really are better off without him.

He is behaving like he still lives in your home, by just turning up unannounced.

Tell him firmly that you would encourage a good relationship between him and your sons but he can only collect them with prior arrangement.

Start to put down your boundaries.

I’m sending you my support pack When Parents Fall Out, which you could pass to him to help explain why you need to co-operate for the future wellbeing of your children.

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Give yourself time and be kind to yourself. He put you down constantly, now you can start to build up your confidence.

I’d recommend seeing a counsellor to help you with this betrayal and am sending you my Counselling support pack.

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